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I don't think I could bring myself to ring THAT doorbell.....
I would probably choose to assume no-ones home anyways, so there would be no need to push the button...
What the guy really needs along with that is one of those fart boxes, so when somebody does push the button ya hear a long extended fart sound. Now that would make ya bust your chops standing there waiting for someone to answer the door. And your wondering,"Do I really want to see who lives here?"