Cop Stories

[moparmaniac59]

I was just thinking about all the crazy police encounters I've had over the years.  Anybody ever get pulled by the police just because they wanted to look at your car?? I was once pulled in my neighborhood about 5 doors down from my house going 15 MPH. I was in my '68 Barracuda. It was at night and the police officer told me that I had a headlight out and wouldn't want to have someone run into such a nice car due to this condition. He did his usual license & registration check, but asked more questions about the car than my driving record.  The whole time he was talking to me, he never looked at me, but just kept shinning his 6-cell Mag light all over the interior of the car. He commented on the overall condition of the car several times, the whole while he had his blue lights flashing while my neighbors peered out their blinds probably thinking that "they finally got that speed demon!" The officer was polite and told me to have a nice night and then drove off. I pulled into my driveway, got out of the car & walked to the front. Guess what?? My headlight wasn't even out!! You'd have thought the officer could have been more creative if he wanted to look at a Barracuda!! So what kind of screwy cop stories do you guys have?? Ever get pulled by the police cause they wanted to take a peek?? 

                                                               Matt B.

[whitesatinmopar]

I haven't been pulled over too many times and beleive it or not I've only received ONE speeding ticket since 1963. But when I do get pulled over they also want to know some history, like looking at my license, registeration, insurance card, etc. Once I was even asked to walk on the lil white line on the edge of the road  I was groping around ( you naughty people) for a tape for the player, I didn't know I was a bit erratic in my driving and also didn't realize there was a police car behind me, and I did just leave a friends house where I had had a couple brews, but I passed his silly tests and convinced him of what I was doing to cause a bit of swerving. But I did have a policeman ( don't like the term cop) pull into a gas station and spend about 10 minutes talking and looking over my Charger.

[Chryco Psycho]

I get pulled over constantly , Always have , have not had a ticket in Years , & there is never any interest in the car I am driving & I never seem to be doing anyhting wrong or I would get tickets ... frustrating

[Alaskan_TA]

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer

from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Dallas . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun

at the deputy's expense.


          Deputy says,"License and registration, please."

           Lawyer says, "What for?"

           Deputy says, " You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

           Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

           Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop.  License and registration, please."

           Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

         Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that' s the law. License and registration, please!"

       Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow  down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give

       me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

        Deputy says, "sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, The deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the crap out of

       the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"


                                               



 

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