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nivvy

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My Pet
« on: May 27, 2007 - 05:19:59 PM »
This  is CrUNcH! He is a HUGE English bulldog...He weighs a whopping 82lbs and only 18 inches Tall...........The Average Male English Bulldog is 50lbs......CrUNcH is a MONSTER ...He is totally a loving Bulldog....but he does what HE wants sometimes! Like not getting off the sofa!
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Re: My Pet
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2007 - 05:26:56 PM »
Welcome aboard CrUNcH always happy to meet a new member of the board. 
How long have you had him StrOKEr ?
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Re: My Pet
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2007 - 06:29:05 PM »
Not quite as big as that "Hogzilla", but sounds like he needs to go on some slim fast!!  :rofl: Did ya see the pics of that 1050lb hog killed by an 11 year old boy with a 50 cal. pistol?? That's crazy. A HUGE pig I wouldn't attempt to kill without at least a Weatherby 300 magnum!!

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Re: My Pet
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2007 - 07:32:40 PM »
Great looking dog!   :wave:
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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2007 - 08:03:01 PM »
 :clapping: another member to the family!  :thumbsup:
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Re: My Pet
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2007 - 08:12:32 PM »
Awww... he looks like a happy pup!
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Re: My Pet
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2007 - 10:37:14 PM »
How does a 14" tall 82 pound juggernaut like that get _on_ the couch in the first place? Ramp?  Stairs?  Engine hoist?

Or just walks up to whoever's there and saying 'put me up on the couch.  Now."


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Re: My Pet
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2007 - 10:41:19 PM »
 :thumbsup:
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Re: My Pet
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2007 - 09:30:06 AM »
he is very agile....jumps right up on the couch.....he's not fat at all more like a huge muscle with little legs...

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Re: My Pet
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2007 - 11:44:53 AM »
Specifications:

Max pressure:   1,500 psi on inital bitedown
Bite Lockdown:  In locked position, intruder is screaming
Top speed:       15 mph
Jump height:     3 ft. follwed by downtime
Reaction time:   Burglars and intruders, 0
Down time:      12-14 hours per day
Run time:         Short spurts without warning, followed by downtime
Bark:               Low decibal range that reverberates for 1 mile distance
Tailpower:        Speed rated at 45 mph in overdrive, (Warning, stay clear when very excited)
Hobbies:          Going after cats, squirrels, and smelling the behinds of other dogs
Captures:        0 for cats and squirrels  (see top speed)  Burglars and Intruders= no chance of escape.

Summary: A classic model that has unique characteristics with excellent protective instincts. Mailmen are known to have mace in hand when delivering mail. This model has a low chassis with a low center of gravity. Contact to pavement is kept to maximum with wide tread. Very little oversteer or understeer at top speed.             


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Re: My Pet
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2007 - 03:54:28 PM »
Love the specs TC! 

Man, he is a beautiful dog.  I just wanna squeeze all of his jowls!!!!!

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Re: My Pet
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2007 - 01:39:56 PM »
My wife brought this one home,I wanted to name her but got voted out on that one.She has my heart already,and drives the beagle totally nuts

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Re: My Pet
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2007 - 06:47:54 PM »
Awwwwe, my malamute puppy does the same thing with her paws.  She always has to touch the other dog's faces, lol.