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Offline Super Blue 72

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Funny truck for sale ad....
« on: January 10, 2008 - 08:46:20 AM »
I'll post the write up in case the ad disappears off craigslist.....  :cheers:

http://dallas.craigslist.org/car/507220559.html





For Sale – Great Truck – Cheap - $2000

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Reply to: sale-507220559@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-12, 2:26PM CST


For Sale – Great Truck – Cheap $2000
72 Ford ½ ton. Truck is in mint condition except for the all the body damage from the hail storm and the time I fell off the roof of my trailer house onto the hood. Oh yea there is a dent in the door from that one time my brother got drunk and my cousin told him he would give him $50 to run full speed and ram his head into the door. He got the $50 but the stitches cost $900. I told him he could of got the vet to do it for the $50. But you know how people get when “they start drinkin”, “they stop thinkin”.

It does have a minor oil leak (about a quart a day). And it does burn a little oil. In fact have your ever seen one of those city trucks driving around spraying for mosquitoes? Let's me just say there are no mosquitoes in our trailer park.

But other than that it is perfect. I promise it's hitting on all 5 cylinders. It used to have 6 but the connecting rod broke on one of them, so its not moving any more. So it's kinda like its not even there. The A/C works good, it just doesn’t blow cold anymore.

The interior is in great shape. Except for a couple of things. I left the door open one day and the goats got into it and ate the seat cushions. But don't worry they ate it all the way down to the bare metal, so its kinda like patio furniture now. The goats ate the seat belts to, but it is unlikely that you will ever get this truck over 20 MPH, the front end shakes too bad. Also, my neighbor’s pit bull gave birth on the floor board so its probably best if you don't put your feet down there. Those were the ugliest half Pit Bull half Weenie dogs I have ever seen this year.

I will throw in the roll of black duct tape in the glove box. I usually tape a piece on my shirt from my shoulder across down to my belt so the cops think it’s a seat belt. This truck gets enough attention as it is with the horn sticking they way it does every time you hit the brakes or the gas.

So if you are interested let me know.
Bubba
 
 
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Re: Funny truck for sale ad....
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2008 - 08:50:28 AM »
 :roflsmiley: Loved it!
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Re: Funny truck for sale ad....
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2008 - 09:06:17 AM »
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 :roflsmiley: :smilielol:    :banghead:
We need the pic to..  :smilielol:
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Re: Funny truck for sale ad....
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2008 - 09:24:38 AM »
 :roflsmiley:  That was a real good one.  Needs to put that one on e-bay. Wonder why he did not rate it a 10?
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Re: Funny truck for sale ad....
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2008 - 09:28:42 AM »
What a deal....   :woohoo:    :smilielol:   :smilielol:     :bigsmile:
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Re: Funny truck for sale ad....
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2008 - 09:32:44 AM »
Now that was funny...LOL

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Re: Funny truck for sale ad....
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2008 - 07:08:15 PM »
Did you note the "Location"?  "Behind the trailer next to the outhouse".  That is good!
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Re: Funny truck for sale ad....
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2008 - 10:19:12 AM »
awsome!, especially the "seat belt" look :roflsmiley:
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Re: Funny truck for sale ad....
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2008 - 10:42:12 AM »
That is just too funny.  And ya know those are the kind of auctions that'll sell every time.

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