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    Offline 67vertman

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    "THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!"
    « on: January 17, 2008 - 07:32:25 PM »
    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said: "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, ate chocolate, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
     
    The End!

     :bigsmile:
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    Ron - Born and raised in Southern California

    I got the 1970 Cuda, but still need the hot blonde to ride shotgun!

    First car -1969 Road Runner 383 4sp

    Current ride - 1970 Barracuda 440-6 4 sp Dana 60  (4:10)


    Offline ozrt4406

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    Re: "THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!"
    « Reply #1 on: January 18, 2008 - 02:33:24 AM »
    HMMMM...................
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    Offline Pistol Gripper

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    Re: "THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!"
    « Reply #2 on: January 18, 2008 - 07:11:47 AM »
    Once upon a time, a man asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

    The girl said "No."

    And the man lived happily ever after and went golfing, drinking, Motorcycling, playing poker, hunting, and fishing

     (And had money left over).

     The end…
     
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    Offline hemiken

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    Re: "THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!"
    « Reply #3 on: January 18, 2008 - 08:15:43 AM »
    Quote from: Pistol Gripper on January 18, 2008 - 07:11:47 AM
    Once upon a time, a man asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

    The girl said "No."

    And the man lived happily ever after and went golfing, drinking, Motorcycling, playing poker, hunting, and fishing

     (And had money left over).

     The end…
     
    P.G.
    This is closer to the one i heard P.G.
    exept for.

    Once upon a time, a man asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

    The girl said "No."

    And the man lived happily ever after with his money safe in the Bank. :money:
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    Offline Wang

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    Re: "THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!"
    « Reply #4 on: January 18, 2008 - 09:22:11 AM »
    Those are both funny  :2thumbs: :bigsmile:
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    Offline ViperMan

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    Re: "THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!"
    « Reply #5 on: January 18, 2008 - 11:45:39 AM »
    I gotta shorter one...

    **AHEM**

    Once upon a time a man asked a woman to marry her.

    The woman responded "No!"

    And the man responded "Thank God..."

    :)

    Jeff
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    Offline 426HEMI

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    Re: "THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!"
    « Reply #6 on: January 18, 2008 - 11:53:40 AM »
    Been married 3 times.  Wish I had never met the 2nd one but we have to live and learn.  The bank account is not what it should be after the 2nd for sure.  Still have my car so I guess I am in great shape in that regards.
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    Got a pretty good start on my M46 optioned Barracuda restoration but now it is on hold till I can gather more funds.  Still need a few parts for it.  SIU Graduate 75 AAS Automotive Tech, 94 BS Advanced Tech Studies, 1997 MSED Workforce Education and Development

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    Gordon
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