A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London .
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed
Before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would
Like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
wh0res than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."
