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Offline KellysCuda aircard

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Safe sex talk
« on: February 24, 2008 - 11:52:58 AM »
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The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.
Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact her family's  status, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very wilful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion.
He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on Birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying:

"Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"





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Re: Safe sex talk
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2008 - 01:28:14 PM »
   :smilielol:

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Re: Safe sex talk
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2008 - 05:04:42 PM »
Is it a Boy named Sue?

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Re: Safe sex talk
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2008 - 05:22:59 PM »
Boy, I didn't see that one coming...  :faint:
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Re: Safe sex talk
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2008 - 07:28:41 PM »
 :roflsmiley: ...it's a whole new world out there
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Re: Safe sex talk
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2008 - 11:21:50 AM »
You left off the rest of the joke...

"Suddenly the woman's husband popped in from the living room and blurted out, 'Did you give her that invite for a sleepover, yet?  Any time you want, dear'!"

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