Lol - oh how our religions get so easily distracted...
...like the man who in a dream was visited by Jesus.
Jesus told the man, "You have forgotten how to pray, my child. You are so easily distracted. If you can give me one solid, heart-felt prayer, I will leave a million dollars on your nightstand for when you wake up."
"Wow!" replied the man in his sleep, "Okay, um, Dear Lord, I am so gratious and thankful for everything you've given me in my life. I thank you for my family, and... say, will that million be in tens or hundreds?"
Jeff