I didn't find this on Craigslist, but on The Keepers Website. With all due respect to the ladies on the board, 'cause I know the gender could easily be changed.
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For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model
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Date: 2008-04-14, 2:09AM PDT
Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.
Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.
Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.
Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a failed effort at camouflaging them.
Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.
Needs front-end work--Tits are too close to the ground, and knees are too far apart.
May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,
Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..
Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
