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Offline Oldschool

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Re: President thread???
« Reply #150 on: February 02, 2009 - 10:28:47 AM »
BANKING PROBLEM EXPLAINED

Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'

Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Chuck said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00.'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

Chuck now works at the White House     :bigshades:
Ken  --  In Georgia

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Offline torredcuda

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Re: President thread???
« Reply #151 on: February 02, 2009 - 12:07:22 PM »
Exactly! The small business owner cannot hardly stay in business because of all the taxes. You have to make so much to cover the taxes,THEN you start to make money to cover your expenses,THEN you try to start making a profit. :banghead: Then every employee that you hire multiplies the taxes you have to pay,so why hire more? :screwy:
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Plus all the workers comp and health ins they pay.Small businesses need help NOT the big businesses making millions.Nice that the wall streeters still got billions in bonuses,huh?  :villagers:
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Offline GoodysGotaCuda

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Re: President thread???
« Reply #152 on: February 02, 2009 - 05:50:33 PM »
What happened to Goody's car !!!!!!!! Is that recent or did I miss snmething.

Like bob said, thats from 10/2006. i dont even think i still have those pictures, interesting some people do lol
Build Page: Goody's 'Cuda Build Page
1976 Dodge Warlock
1972 Barracuda - 5.7 Hemi + T56 Magnum

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