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Offline usraptr

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Deaf Bookkeeper
« on: May 21, 2009 - 10:32:56 PM »
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer 'Ask him where the $10 million bucks he embezzled from me is.'

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is. The bookkeeper signs back: 'I don't know what you are talking about.'

The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what you're talking about.'

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, 'Ask him again!'

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don't tell him!'
The bookkeeper signs back:
'OK!OK! You win!
The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !'

The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, what'd he say?'

The attorney replies: 'He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger.'

Don't you just love lawyers?!
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(Edited 8-1-17)

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Offline 70 RT Convt

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Re: Deaf Bookkeeper
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2009 - 06:07:27 AM »
 :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley:
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Re: Deaf Bookkeeper
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2009 - 10:00:16 PM »
ahahahahahahahahahaha.... good one.   :misbehaving: