>1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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>2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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>3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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>4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
>5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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>6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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>7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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>8. I pay your salary!
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>9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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>10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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>11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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>12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
