A couple was trying to have a child for years when it finally happened . Sorry to say it was just a head . Making the best of things they loved it and raised it best they could .On the heads 21 st birthday dad said you are a man now and took him to the bar for a beer .
Like magic after the first beer the head grew a torso . Dad and his son were thrilled . Bring another round dad said .
After the second beer 2 arms grew out . What a great thing . Two more beers dad said . After the third beer 2 legs grew .While dad was counting his blessings the son ran out into the street and got killed by a car .
The bar tender looked at the dad and said "He should have quit while he was a head"