> Two women are walking home after a night out with the girls. They are
very drunk and as the walk home was taking longer than expected, they find
themselves in desperate need of a restroom.
>
> As they are passing a church with a graveyard, they decide to go and
relieve themselves behind the headstones. As they finish, they both
realize they have nothing to wipe themselves with.
>
> The first women decides to use her underpants and throw them away. The
second is wearing expensive underwear and doesn't want to lose them, but
notices a grave behind her that is very recent and still has flowers all
over it. One of these is a very lavish bunch tied together with thick,
expensive ribbon.
> `Just right for the job' she decides, and reaches over, drags the
flowers towards her, and uses the ribbon. Their task completed, they
continue staggering home.
>
> Next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the
second.
>
> "We need to keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home with no underpants
on last night!"
>
> " You think you've got problems!" exclaims the second husband. "My wife
came home with a card stuck up her ass that said: 'We'll never forget you
- from all the guys at the fire station!"
>
