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Offline Aussie Challenger

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Little Johnny in Love
« on: July 03, 2011 - 06:15:15 AM »
Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.
 
One day they decide that they wanted to get married, so Johnny goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
 
Johnny bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
 
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Johnny, you are only 10..  Where will you two live?"
 
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies, "In Jenny's room.  It's bigger than mine  and we can both fit there nicely."
 
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live?  You're not old enough to get a job.  You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week.  That's about 60 bucks a month,  so that should do us just fine."
 
Mr. Smith is impressed Johnny has put so much thought into this.  "Well Johnny, it seems like you have everything figured out.  I just have one more question.  What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?"

Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks  little #### is adorable.   :22yikes:
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Re: Little Johnny in Love
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2011 - 11:19:20 AM »
 :faint:     :roflsmiley:
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Re: Little Johnny in Love
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2011 - 11:26:11 AM »
 :eek2:  :roflsmiley:  :roflsmiley:  :roflsmiley:
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Re: Little Johnny in Love
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2011 - 01:02:51 PM »
 :roflsmiley: 
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Re: Little Johnny in Love
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2011 - 04:01:58 PM »
They do seem to be starting early these days.............................. :violin:
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Re: Little Johnny in Love
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2011 - 12:43:27 AM »
It's a good thing they haven't drank any of the water around here!
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Re: Little Johnny in Love
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2011 - 12:55:07 AM »
 :smilielol: good one  :thumbsup:
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Re: Little Johnny in Love
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2011 - 07:50:23 PM »
Nice Dave..  :roflsmiley:
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Re: Little Johnny in Love
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2011 - 12:20:09 AM »
 :smilielol: ... have you watched the whole movie? I bought the Blu-Ray. Friggin' hilarious!

Search "Little Johnny the Movie" in Youtube  :popcorn:

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Re: Little Johnny in Love
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2012 - 01:52:09 AM »
Good one  :smilielol:
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Re: Little Johnny in Love
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2012 - 08:11:41 AM »
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Re: Little Johnny in Love
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2012 - 11:42:55 AM »
 :bananasmi :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley: :clapping: