Haha can't order it and have it delivered. Need it today.
Ikea is an hour & a half away, so the chances of someone helping me out is slim. If my work ute didn't die on me a month or so back, I'd use that. The replacement vehicle isn't good enough.
I've done some measurements, and it should fit on the rear shelf (Drivers side), and with the seat forward, rest on top of the passenger door against the side mirror.
I'm heading there now. Will take some pics of the journey for a laugh