A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young
couple in bed. He orders the man out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the woman to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her
neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy's
an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of
time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist. Don't complain. Do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates
you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll
kill us. Be strong honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute,
and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey, I love you too!"
