My wife got this from a co-worker,too many truths about our dogs!
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The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food.The other dishes are mine and contain my food.Please note,a paw print in the middle of my plate does not stake claim for it becoming your food and dish,nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway (or in our case the living room kitchen loop) was not designed by Nascar and is not a racetrack.beating me to the bottom is not the object.Tripping me doesn`t help b/c I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a kingsize bed.I am very sorry about this.Do not think I will continue sleeping on the edge to ensure your comfort.Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent.
The proper order is kiss me then go smell the other dog or cats butt
Rules for non-pet owners who visit and complain about our pets:
1 They live here,you don`t
2 If you don`t want hair on your clothes,stay off the furniture
3 I like my pets better than a lot of people
4 To youit`s an animal,to me he/she is an adopted son or daughter who is short,hairy.walks on all fours and dosn`t speak clearly.
Dogs and cats are better than kids-they eat less,don`t ask for money,are easier to train,usaully come when called,never drive your car,don`t hang out with drug using friends,don`t smoke or drink.don`t worry about having the latest fashions,don`t waer your clothes and don`t need a gazillion dollars for collegeand if they get pregnant you can sell the children.
