I was in a pub last Saturday night, and drank a few, and noticed two
very large women by the bar.
They both had pretty strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies
from Ireland?"
One of them chirped saying, "It's WALES , you idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said, "I'm sorry. Are you two whales from
Ireland?"
That's pretty much the last thing I remember...