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Offline Kuda Koorosh

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My ricer neighbor
« on: April 01, 2013 - 02:57:50 PM »
So my neighbor has this Honda Civic Si  :swear:  :stomp: and thinks he is the god damn coolest kid on the streets yet he isn't legally allowed to drive. He does burnouts on the streets and his exhaust sounds like a fart. He "mods" his car by putting little rims on it so its lowered or he puts on different color rims. Also its V-Tech which means it has 30 more HP than stock or whatever. Anyways every night he drag races down my street and i constantly hear his farting exhaust. I'm tempted to call the cops the next time this happens. My grandma drives a civic and she makes it look better than him any day. I want to get a Cuda or another muscle car to show him what a real car is and how a real car should sound: mean, aggresive, and kick-ass. Lets show these ricers what real cars are.  :villagers:




Offline 72challenged

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Re: My ricer neighbor
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2013 - 03:20:13 PM »
Karma

I was lucky no one called the cops on me in the neighbor hood when I was testing my Cars, motorcycles, gokarts, lawnmowers, etc!

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Offline getslideways

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Re: My ricer neighbor
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2013 - 03:48:42 PM »
Well if he gets into the latest Honda "stanced, stretched, mega-camber, hella-flush" fad, his car will be so low, and tires stretch so extremely, that he'll be lucky to go over 30mph down the street without destroying his front bumper or fenders.  In fact, maybe you should show him a picture of an even lower honda and tell him "betcha can get lower than that".  He'll be too busy ziptie-ing his bumper back together to even deal with street racing down the block anymore haha







There are even competitions to see who can still get in and out of driveways....

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Offline brads70

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Re: My ricer neighbor
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2013 - 04:06:25 PM »
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Offline dutch

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Re: My ricer neighbor
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2013 - 04:39:50 PM »
tell him he will be a real cool dude with NOS on that thing.  a lotta NOS....  :popcorn:
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Re: My ricer neighbor
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2013 - 12:07:52 PM »

Sad but true.... :walkaway:
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Offline tommyg29

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Re: My ricer neighbor
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2013 - 03:01:43 PM »
I dont understand the hella flush thing. Reminds me of the pants hanging down showing all your underwear.
I actually took a picture of a VW recently (too good not to take a picture) that was so low, the fender was dinged up because it fit between the wheel rim and the rubber.
I couldnt beleive the guy could drive it! Which is, after all, one of the main purposes of a car.  :roflsmiley:
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Offline getslideways

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Re: My ricer neighbor
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2013 - 04:43:47 PM »
I actually took a picture of a VW recently (too good not to take a picture) that was so low, the fender was dinged up because it fit between the wheel rim and the rubber.
I couldnt beleive the guy could drive it! Which is, after all, one of the main purposes of a car.  :roflsmiley:


you mean like this lol:


Offline tommyg29

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Re: My ricer neighbor
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2013 - 06:11:34 PM »
you mean like this lol:




Yes...This

What is the point? Stupid fad.
I guess muscle car owners back in "the day" had a couple dumb fads too, but not this bad.

And Honda Civic Si's are certainly NOT bad cars, but sometimes they can have STUPID drivers.
I know. When I was a kid I did a few stupid things myself.
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72 Roadrunner 400-4 Auto-3.23 Gear-Black Cruiser
71 Cuda 440-6 Tribute-Limelight-A833 Close Ratio-4 Sp-Pistol Grip-Dana 3.54 Powr Lok-Rally Dash-Shaker (Sold)
92 Dodge Stealth RT-Twin 15g Turbos-SAFC2 Tuned-Mystic Blue-5 Sp-AWD-Rear Wheel Steering-AutoX'r (Sold)
12 Dodge Charger SXT Plus Blacktop Package-3.6L-8 Sp-Leather-Nav (the wife's)

Multiple SRT's, Rams, Dakotas, Caravans and Neons

...the lines on the road just look like dots!....

Offline 7212Mopar

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Re: My ricer neighbor
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2013 - 03:49:48 PM »
One of my favorite TV show now is "Are U Faster Than a Redneck". It is just hiliarious and I think sometime they purposely oversteer the cars just to make the show more dramatic. Once awhile, you do see some tuner cars pull on them in the straight. My favorite was the 09 Challenger against a pesky M3 and kicked its a$$.
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Offline Super Blue 72

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Re: My ricer neighbor
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2013 - 09:57:19 AM »
Uggghhh....that video was pathetic.  Geeze, lets take off all our lug nuts and see who can go the farthest...  :screwy:

And the guy with the red Honda Civic with the little bike with training wheels on the roof?  What's that?  Is that what he uses when his car gets stuck on a speed bump? 


Let's see them get in this garage.  :roflsmiley:

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