LOL!! Thanks for that Mike it was a goooood read!
Sounds like your the man to me mate, no free $$$ for Mr LB, I myself love to work, couldn't see myself sitting around doing jack, although it might be OK for the first month but after that I'd go crazy!
My previous jobs are of a wide varity also........
# First job ever was 11 or 12 doing 1 hour a week for $5 USD doing a ladies lawns and weeding etc
# After that was the paper round, I slept in on the first day and got fired!! LOL!!
# Worked at a saw mill doing wood work, filleting etc and other yard jobs.
# Fish filliter - Famous NZ Fishing guy Pete Lamb. Crap pay
# Road Works - Lollie Pop guy, soooo easy, almost too easy but the money is great about $17+ US dollars an hour!!! because no one wannts to do it, stand there for 12-14 hours a day holding a stop/go sign. LOL!!
# Golf Driving range - That was pretty cool, just wack golf balls until you hear the door chime go.
# My latest was Farm hand, odds and ends for a mates uncle, pretty cruisie.........
# Now this new job at Protector Safety!