Don't Ask Me How I Know...

Author Topic: Don't Ask Me How I Know...  (Read 14879 times)

Btch n Blue

  • Guest
Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
« Reply #30 on: May 05, 2005 - 08:33:39 PM »
If you see a muffler lying on the highway, don't try to pick it up to move it.
I'm scared to ask why.... :eeksmall: :eeksmall:




Offline Wrencher

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 456
  • 73 Plain Jane 318 Auto Project
Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
« Reply #31 on: May 06, 2005 - 07:24:16 AM »
I'm scared to ask why.... :eeksmall: :eeksmall:

I suppose it would still be hot if you found it soon enough.   :cry:

Don't ask me how I know, but don't replace a fuse with wire.  You can let the smoke out!!  :banghead:

Offline KelllysCuda

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 220
Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
« Reply #32 on: May 06, 2005 - 07:54:29 AM »
dont use a bare piece of wire to jump your started under the hood.( the whole freakin thing  turned red like a toaster oven, faster than I could let go). Made the rest of the days wrenching tough to do with a burnt hand :banghead:
Kelly

Offline Ghost

  • Resident
  • *****
  • Posts: 2912
  • I miss my Barracuda :(
Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
« Reply #33 on: May 06, 2005 - 08:58:49 AM »
When mending electric fence, make sure your brother really did turn it off, and is not standing on the other side of the pasture laughing at you. :mad:

Offline 71fish

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1600
  • Bless you..
    • Ken's 71fish
Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
« Reply #34 on: May 06, 2005 - 09:01:46 AM »
..when assembling models, do NOT hold the glue tube upside down and look directly up into it with your eye wide open.  :ack:
71fish - Nobody better than an E-BODY!!

Offline Chryco Psycho

  • Administrator
  • C-C.com Guru
  • *****
  • Posts: 36620
  • 70 Challenger R/T SE 70 tube Chassis Cuda now sold
Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
« Reply #35 on: May 06, 2005 - 06:36:59 PM »
don`t own a  GM truck had it 1 year cost me 12k, 6k to buy & 6k to keep it running & sold it for $2500 -30
don`t have your thumb wrapped around the edge of a door on a Astro van when you slam it shut [ever try to dig you keys out of the opposite pocket & unlock the door from the wrong side of your body ???]-32
don`t adjust timing while leaningn on the fender guess where the spark goes to ???
don`t clean out spray paint nozzles wih a pin -14
Make sure you install the thermostat when changing it [it took me 3 times]   age 17
 don`t reach under the car th echeck U joints after driving the car [Istill have the scar ] 19
try not to slip when adjusting timing on a 440 hand oddly  goes into solid fan -17
do not stick finger on dics brake rotor through the rim to see if that is the one with the sticking caliper
do not put a pick up truck on hoist while unkown snowmobile in the back under a topper with frost on it [ it tends to leave out the shop door ] -20
do not foregt to lift the dryers in the carwash when the cop cars go through , it tears the lights off the roof -16
make sure you finish every job before starting the next one [having ADD is a killer ] 
 don`t  miss a shift on an icy hill with a 70' building on the trailer & spin out , even if you have never driven the truck before -35
 Don`t ever go on vacation no matter what , you will not have a job when you return
don`t leave the heat light on in the winter to stop the water pipes from freezing [it will warm & melt the water line blow the bulb & drop to well below freezing before you return making it much harder to fix the water lines -34
don`t grab anyhting metal with bare hands @ - 40 if there is any moisture on your hands you will freeze to it numerous
don`t try to pull a truck mired in mud when you have a lot of HP , it cost me a transfer case, diff & rad ,  my truck ony hopped once -32
 don`t tow a trailer with the same truck equipped with a 9 1/4 diff , it spit the housing like a barber pole -31
don`t expect the drivtrain to live in the new race car when it was ok in the old car I went 5' under power & broke 37 teeth off the ring gear, good to have traction thouigh!! - 32
 
« Last Edit: May 08, 2005 - 12:09:31 PM by Chryco Psycho »

Challenger - You`ll wish You Hadn`t

Offline Mr. 6pak2go

  • Resident
  • *****
  • Posts: 2266
  • Restore it dont crush it!
Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
« Reply #36 on: May 06, 2005 - 06:56:21 PM »
dont trust your father-in-law when working on electicity when he says yea I cut off the breaker!!! Yes he remembers me dating his 16 year old dauther!!  :nono:
My family, My cars, My guns three things il fight for!!

Offline bh27-71-doug

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 13
Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
« Reply #37 on: May 06, 2005 - 07:07:47 PM »
sucking the gas out of an e-body tank it wont drain,no matter how much you drink after that ,the after taste is still there
drink a pint of vodka in 2 minutes ,it really hurts when there nothing left in your stomach
i thought I had a good grip on the fly wheel,those marks in the fore head hurt
that glass next to the fire is really hot
a finger in the house door does hurt
the rebuilt cupler from the driveline shop really didnt,have grease in it,berkely pump shaft and rebuild $1,100 after two hour on the river
ice and 4.30 gears new clucth pack coner on coming traffic lucky
beer front wheeldrive quad four 5speed  15mph corner at 70mph chevy pick bumper ouch stoped
drag strip track not preped puddle slicks fun no damage lucky


Offline hemi71

  • Resident
  • *****
  • Posts: 2426
Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
« Reply #38 on: May 06, 2005 - 07:19:05 PM »
Never unhook the beer hose from your beermeister keg tap, even if you have turned off the CO2 tank, the keg is still pressurized. (3 weeks ago!)

Never unhook the front straps off your hemi roadrunner when it's on a trailer unless you know the car is in gear.  (very lucky, rolled right off like somone was steering it, and thank god it was on level ground)   (3 years ago)

Never forget the girl's name you are out on a date with, even if it's the 3rd girl you've gone out with that week.  (a LONG time ago!)

Don't ask me how I know

 :beer:


Offline Mr. 6pak2go

  • Resident
  • *****
  • Posts: 2266
  • Restore it dont crush it!
Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
« Reply #39 on: May 06, 2005 - 07:24:46 PM »
dont hit on your best friend girl when you all have had way to much to drink!!!  :wasted:
My family, My cars, My guns three things il fight for!!

RedLine

  • Guest
Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
« Reply #40 on: May 06, 2005 - 09:10:49 PM »
Dont click "End" on your cell phone mistaking it for the "Unmute" button, right after your boss introduces you to deliver your presentation to a teleconference of 40 people.   :eekbig: (Today)
« Last Edit: May 06, 2005 - 09:16:14 PM by RedLine »

Offline Chryco Psycho

  • Administrator
  • C-C.com Guru
  • *****
  • Posts: 36620
  • 70 Challenger R/T SE 70 tube Chassis Cuda now sold
Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
« Reply #41 on: May 07, 2005 - 12:55:39 AM »
don`t dump on soft ground all day when driving Dump truck,  by 4 pm the side loading of the PTO ram will rip it off the frame it will twist the frame of the truck  90* or more & do approx $80,000 damage , all that was savable was the nose & bumper - 30
 Don`t drink Coffee when you are alergic to it .. longest 2 days of my life  :coffee:
 don`t start you cummins while in gear , it goes through garage walls at idle with no problem
 don`t tow without an equalizer hitch & eletcric brake controller , makes a mess when the trailer pulls out & passes you 
don`t lend you car trailer to your friends , a year or 2 later they rip you off & call you the asshole
don`t ever order hot food when you are a locksmith , the phone will ring steady for 3 hrs & you will never get to eat it 
« Last Edit: May 07, 2005 - 02:31:15 AM by Chryco Psycho »

Challenger - You`ll wish You Hadn`t

Plum6Pak

  • Guest
Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
« Reply #42 on: May 07, 2005 - 01:31:26 AM »
Don't ask me how I know but don't go back to the 7-11 to buy cigarettes where the managers wife sold you 12 cases of beer instead of 12 6 packs by mistake.  :cry:
Don't drink all 12 cases with your buddies and then think you can make it home in a roadrunner.  :wasted:
Don't push a police officer's car with your roadrunner into the intersection while he's waiting for the light  thinking it will be funny.
Don't wipe out a mail box, some garbage cans and a fire hydrant doing a burnout and then do roadside body work to get away and think you won't get caught.
Don't go back to the scene of the burnout after the roadside bodywork  because you were worried about someone seeing what happened.
Don't drink cologne to hide the beer smell when the sheriff sees you pull up in a wrecked roadrunner with red fire hydrant gashes all down the side.
Do tell him there was some guys racing towards you and you had to pull off the road or get killed.
Just so happens a lady heard us do our burnout and reported some kids racing out in front of her house, just so happens my burnout saved my own story, although I wouldn't be telling the story without the burnout!!  :ack:
Don't ask me how I know all of this but it all happened in one evening about 36 years ago.  :grinyes:

Offline KelllysCuda

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 220
Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
« Reply #43 on: May 07, 2005 - 07:50:22 AM »


Don't push a police officer's car with your roadrunner into the intersection while he's waiting for the light  thinking it will be funny.

.....You did that?...omg,,,thats killer funny :thumbs:
Kelly

Plum6Pak

  • Guest
Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
« Reply #44 on: May 07, 2005 - 08:08:40 AM »
 :grinyes: I kid you not!! This night was like one of those american graffitti movies or something. Here's the whole story with the Salt Lake City policeman. We were on our way down State Street aboiut 2:00 in the morning after drinking all that beer, we roll up behind this police car at the intersection, one of the guys in the back seat dared me to give him a little nudge, I slowly rolled till bumpers met and then once he felt the bump, he turned his head around and every one in my car flipped him off, I pushed real hard at that point and shoved him right into the intersection, crammed it in reverse and I can't believe how fast those will go rapped out in reverse, I lost control a bit after backing up for almost a block and it spun around facing us the wrong way, I ducked down the street got on the freeway and the rest of the story is in my thread above, well, almost the rest, I could write a movie script of that night! Always wonder what he thought and why I didn't hear or see any cops on the way home.  He probably sat there for a couple of  minutes wondering what the hell??? Although I didn't waste any time getting out of Dodge either!!  :grinyes:  There were 5 of us in the car and were 16 and 17 years old.  :ack: