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Ahhh, Rev, Don't they have BIG teeth??? :dontknow: Mike
dont take you old lady to a house you cant afford!! :newsad: :newsad:
Did you know horses will bite you!!! I do!
When running away from an angry sibling, don't run into the house and try to hide behind the front door when barefoot. When the door swings open it will take off a toenail. (age 7)When your truck gets stuck out in the middle of nowhere, go back the way you came instead of taking a "short cut" back to help. A 10 minute walk back to the house ended up being a cold 4 hour jouney in the middle of the night. (age 16) Do not hold the piece of metal that you are welding while sitting down and wearing wet welding gloves. (age 20)Drinking a lot of beer and surfing on e-bay will only lead to trouble. Proof is the pic of rusty POS in my avatar. (age 26)
i have that internet crap on my cell phone and ran up a 215 dollor bill playing games while drunk one night when i sobberd up i was like what the hell was i thinkin lol :laughup:
never drink 3 litres of orange juice and go for a long run (if it takes 5 oranges to make 1 glass of orange juice, and 4 glasses to make a litre, that is the equivalent of me eating 60 oranges in 3 hours)
