Oh, do I have some good ones.....
Don't Ask Me How I Know...
But be careful what movie you fall asleep watching if you're gonna forget to set your alarm clock. Cause when Mom busts in to wake you up late..... :ack: (16ish)
It may be 1am & no one's around, but it's still a safe idea to check the vacancy of a port-a-potty before you push it over w/ your RamCharger. :dontknow: (19)
If you insist on 4wheeling behind a 7-11, make sure there are no manholes protruding from the side of the hill you are driving backwards down. (Otherwise your rearend ends up in the hole & the driveshaft comes out trying to drive off of it.) :laughing:
If you really like a girl, don't scare her by trying to race a cop in a marked car. Even if YOU know it's your Dad.......SHE doesn't.
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( She punched my arm GOOD. Left a nice mark. :boxer: )
-Wear a helmet if you are jumping off the top of a moving SUV into a giant pine bush.
-Don't attempt double flips off a 20ft diving baord to impress a chic you don't know.
-If you're gonna ice-ski naked holding a rope tied to the back of a moving truck thats doing donuts in a parking lot...watch out for parking blocks, and FYI "ice-burn" is a little different than road rash. (not me)
-If you're going to streak through a huge house party wearing only a sock on your erected privates, don't do it the same time cops are busting up the party. (not me again)
-And if you ever have the slightest doubt you are being followed, it MIGHT be an EX. Just tell her sister to duck, and wave as she passes ans her suspicions remain un-confirmed.
Ben
