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    Offline 74chall

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    Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
    « Reply #90 on: May 28, 2005 - 08:36:12 AM »
     :laughup: :laughup:  :stomp:  :pissed:  :ack:  :eekbig:
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    Offline Andrew

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    Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
    « Reply #91 on: May 28, 2005 - 05:41:48 PM »
    dont fall on nails, luckily it only got me in the leg
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    Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
    « Reply #92 on: May 30, 2005 - 09:20:53 AM »
    Don't plug an electric 12 volt heater motor with a squirell cage fan into 110 volts. The fan will explode and send shrapnel everywhere, 11 years old. As an added note to this, I was in the hospital a few years later(16 yrs old)  having knee surgery, there was a kid about 11 in the bed next to me missing a hand, any guess how he lost it? Yup, did the same stupid stunt as I did, I just lucked out.
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    Offline Mr. 6pak2go

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    Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
    « Reply #93 on: May 31, 2005 - 06:57:10 PM »
    dont paint your engine compartment before painted the brake lines oversprays a *****!!
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    Offline Chryco Psycho

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    Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
    « Reply #94 on: June 06, 2005 - 09:34:26 PM »
    if the cluch fan looks like it has leaked oil CHANGE it BEFORE leaving on a long trip had to limp my truck home with a tarus rad after the fan chopped my 3 core 440 truck rad to bits
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    Offline Ravage

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    Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
    « Reply #95 on: July 11, 2005 - 08:20:06 AM »
    ...when servicing a fuel tank "empty enough" isn't empty enough!!!
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    Offline Carlwalski

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    Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
    « Reply #96 on: July 11, 2005 - 08:31:57 AM »


    .....don't eat prawns at 1am.
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    Offline 4drbrnko

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    Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
    « Reply #97 on: July 11, 2005 - 08:39:25 AM »
    Quote from: NZ440R/T on July 11, 2005 - 08:31:57 AM

    .....don't eat prawns at 1am.

     :laughup:  :laughup: :laughup:
    That goes for oysters too.  :puke:   :puke:
    (allways wondered why the toilet was put so close to the bathtub........)  :ack:
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    Offline Carlwalski

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    Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
    « Reply #98 on: July 11, 2005 - 08:41:12 AM »
    Quote from: 4drbrnko on July 11, 2005 - 08:39:25 AM
    :laughup:  :laughup: :laughup:
    That goes for oysters too.  :puke:   :puke:
    (allways wondered why the toilet was put so close to the bathtub........)  :ack:


     :laughup: :laughing: :laughup:

    If it's that close to a bath tub.......
    when you've taken a dump then had a shower because the stench is still there was the bath REALLY that refreshing?



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    Offline Andrew

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    Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
    « Reply #99 on: July 11, 2005 - 08:45:59 AM »
    thats why people have windows
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    Offline Carlwalski

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    Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
    « Reply #100 on: July 11, 2005 - 08:53:48 AM »
    Quote from: andrew on July 11, 2005 - 08:45:59 AM
    thats why people have windows

    You've obviously never eaten prawns.  :laughing: Windows don't have shlt on the power of pranws.....


    Prawns give off ebough fog to cover a small village.  :laughing:
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    Offline Andrew

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    Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
    « Reply #101 on: July 11, 2005 - 09:00:51 AM »
     :laughup:
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    Offline 4drbrnko

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    Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
    « Reply #102 on: July 11, 2005 - 09:14:51 AM »
    Quote from: NZ440R/T on July 11, 2005 - 08:41:12 AM
    :laughup: :laughing: :laughup:

    If it's that close to a bath tub.......
    when you've taken a dump then had a shower because the stench is still there was the bath REALLY that refreshing?




    When it's coming out both ends at the same time ya gota put it somewhere. wastebasket was too far, the maid was not happy the next day, she shortsheeted me for at least a week afterwards.
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    Offline Pixie_Duster

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    Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
    « Reply #103 on: July 11, 2005 - 11:04:50 AM »
    that doesn't sound like a lot of fun!    :grinno:
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    Offline Ravage

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    Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know...
    « Reply #104 on: July 11, 2005 - 12:10:50 PM »
    ...when you get acetone in your eye it stings like gas ,and you get the added sensation of an extreemly cold and dry eye.
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