Dont wire your MSD box wrong with the stock coil wiring still inatct. A big loud explosion will ocur and create every neighbor on the block to run out of there houses.
To see if the car is warming up do not grab the tail pipe. :cry:
When your buddy welds in custom backets for a shock mount,dont grab the weld to make sure the backet is on there strong :cry: :cry:
When driving a Honda Spree scooter through mud, do not go wide open down your street and hit the front brake to slow down for you driveway :cry: :cry: :cry:
Do not have a 2 hour chase through the woods on dirtbikes from the police with 10 of your friends b/c one of them will break down . Especially after there PD cars and SUV's have been roosted with mud and teasing the police .
Do not jump a toyota truck 4 feet in the air and expect nouthing to break.
A stock jeep is not equppied with the accessories to drive through a lake .
When pumping the water out of the engine, make sure your friends are clear of all the straight 6 spark plug holes. 150psi of cranking water pressure from 6 cylinders will fire out into your buddys eye as a direct shot and knock him flat on his @$$ :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
Taking a hatchet to a can of chrome spray paint with eventually blow up and cover your whole face and end up looking like the " Tin Man "
Never go to the island with your challenger with no windows or wipers and then get stuck in a flash flood ( what a night)
