anti-telemarketing script

[ec_co]

I thought this was hilarious. we don't get many thankfully, but would be fun to use it

http://egbg.home.xs4all.nl/counterscript.html

[ToxicWolf]

I like it. 

[js29no]

 

[Chryco Psycho]

Cool , probably won't work as well in Spanish especially my spanish !!

[johannes]

I thought this was hilarious. we don't get many thankfully, but would be fun to use it

http://egbg.home.xs4all.nl/counterscript.html

 

[burdar]

I started reading it but it seems WAY too complicated.  The easiest way to stop a telemarketer is to just let them talk.  They have a script that they have to say word for word or else the call doesn't count.  If you just listen to them and say you aren't interested, they will stop calling.  If you hang up on them, your number goes right back into their database.  I rarely ever get calls from them.  When I do, I let them talk.  Then I nicely tell them I'm not interested and that's it. 

[BIGSHCLUNK]

My favorite tele call is to do the old Ed Sullivan ( BIGS dating things here) Topo Gigo routine and don't stop till they hang up. Eddie.... Eddie is that you Eddie? The wife really gives me the evil eye when I do it.     

[blown motor]

A guy I know came home from work and his wife was on the phone. He could tell it was a telemarketer so he started yelling "WOMAN, ARE YOU ON THAT GODDAMN PHONE AGAIN. WHY ISN'T MY SUPPER ON THE TABLE? YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO ALL DAY AND WHEN I COME HOME I STILL HAVE TO WAIT TO EAT.......... The telemarketer apologized and hung up right away. They had a good laugh about it.