I need to change my story a little. I forgot that I actually DO turn the steering wheel when the car is not running. But that is not when the oil is squirting.
I always back into the garage, I back up onto some little ramps so I can roll out of the garage without starting the car in the garage. As I roll out with the car not running, I turn a bit to the left.
I always start the car with the hood open and check for anything funky after I start it. Once I had a leak near the carb, I always check that.
Sooooo, it is squirting after it heats up.
It's not just leaking at the base of the cap. There is oil on the inside of the hood.......................CRAZY