Walks into Bank of America with a big bag of cash in her hand. She walks up to the teller and says " I have a large cash deposit here and I want to talk to the President of this bank. " Well the teller is a little flustered by this but the little old lady insisted.
So after a 10 minute wait she is ushered into the Presidents office. She dumps out 80 thousand dollars on his desk and says, " I want to deposit this money. " Now he is somewhat taken aback by this, so he says, " We can certainly handle that for you, but I must know where you got this money ? "
So she calmly sits down and says, " I make bets. As a matter of fact Mr. President I'll bet you 25 thousand dollars your ball are square. " Well he sits there with a calm outward composure, thinking to himself how nice 25K tax free dollars would be. Hell I know my balls are round, and she has cash. So he stands and says " OK, I'll get this money deposited right now, and I'll take you up on your bet " So he makes her deposit, comes back and hands her the receipt. She stands to leave and says, " to keep every thing on the up and up I'll be back at 10 am tomorrow with my attorney as a witness to inspect your balls. " So he said fine and she left
Well he goes home that night and he's getting nervous. He stands in the bathroom for an hour inspecting his balls from every angle. His mind is racing, wondering how he could possibly loose this bet. He even asks his wife to take a look, saying your supposed to inspect them for lumps or something once in awhile. She gave him the
look, but said they looked normal. This made him feel better so he slept pretty good that night, dreaming about maybe buying a new boat.
10 am on the dot the little old lady and her lawyer arrive and are escorted to the Presidents office. She says, " ok come stand in front of me a drop your drawers, I have to do a through inspection " So he does as he was told and she starts her inspection. Suddenly they hear a load banging noise from behind. The president turns around to see the attorney banging his head agains'nt the wall. He looks back at her and she says, " Oh, don't mind him. I bet him 100 thousand dollars I would have the President of Bank of America's balls in my hands at 10 this morning.
