Joke

[blown motor]

A guy is sitting in a bar and a fat chick walks up to him and introduces herself. She asks if he wants her phone number. He says "do you have a pen". She says "I do". He says "you better get back in it before the farmer realizes you're missing". He needed six stitches.

[roadman5312]

                     Your killin me Murray.        Can't wait to have a few     with ya when you come down. 

[jimynick]

That chick was from Mitchell, wasn't she Murray? LOL 

[blown motor]

That's why we try to keep them in a pen. 

[brads70]

 

[73440]

I had a woman tap me on the shoulder at the bar one night, I turned and she asked me if I wanted to dance.
 I looked to my left , I looked to my right , thought "eh, I don't know anyone here, why not.
When I went to put my arms around her, it was like dancing with a sheet of plywood she was so wide , I looked and thought , I can see both my hands .
I couldn't wait for that song to end to get outta there.

[jimynick]

"I couldn't wait for that song to end to get outta there."- Uh Huh!! And not by yourself, either, eh studly? Did she hurt ya big guy? Do you still get that little SE'ing grin when you remember her? LOL! 

[1 Wild R/T]

"I couldn't wait for that song to end to get outta there."- Uh Huh!! And not by yourself, either, eh studly? Did she hurt ya big guy? Do you still get that little SE'ing grin when you remember her? LOL! 

   I started to post a similar jab but decided to play nice....   

[73440]

  I started to post a similar jab but decided to play nice....

Hahaha, I don't know why noone believes me that I got on the bike and left by myself.