Living in Bonita Springs , Florida , I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles.
It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
If you live in Texas , it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.
But...don't try it at McDonald's---
The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!
Here's the Hat: 
