A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog while the neighbor was on vacation. She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
As she was drifting off to sleep, that night, she heard awful howling and moaning sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, unable to disengage.
Unable to separate them, and even though it was very late, she called her vet, who answered with a very grumpy voice.
After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, “Hang up the phone and place it on the floor alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and they will be able to separate.”
“Do you think that will work?” she asked.
“Just worked for me,” he replied.
