Now that I'm retired and on a fixed income, I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.
I've put up two Pakistani flags in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, RCMP, CSIS, CIA, FBI and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
I've never felt safer and I'm saving $149.50 a month!
