Author Topic: A Robbery in Texas  (Read 1512 times)

Offline cudabob496

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A Robbery in Texas
« on: June 04, 2016 - 06:54:06 PM »
A robber in Texas, wearing a mask, walks into a bank, and says "Everybody on the floor, face down"

He then says "Anybody that sees my face will be shot"

He goes to the cashiers and collects all of their money.

On the way out, an old lady grabs at his face mask, and pulls it off. He immediately shoots her.

He turns around, and sees a cashier looking at his face as well. He immediately shoots her.

He then says, "Anybody else see my face, anybody else want to die"

After about 20 seconds, an 80 yr old farmer, laying next to his wife, raises his head slightly, and says "My wife here got a pretty good look at you!"
« Last Edit: June 05, 2016 - 12:25:07 AM by cudabob496 »
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Offline js29no

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Re: A Robbery in Texas
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2016 - 08:49:26 PM »
Booooo  :nono:

Offline Katfish

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Re: A Robbery in Texas
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2016 - 10:54:30 PM »
It's only funny because it's true.......

Offline turbostang7

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Re: A Robbery in Texas
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2016 - 08:57:31 AM »
I laughed way too hard at this.
the wife didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did.
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