A guy walks into the very crowded neighborhood bar and jumps up on a table, waving a pistol in the air.
The bar room goes silent.
The man yells, " This here is a Colt model 1911 semi automatic, 45 caliber pistol and it holds eight rounds. I'm here to kill the man that's been sleeping with my wife!"
A voice comes from a table in the back of the bar room... " You're gonna need more ammo!"
