im watching one of those police shows, they went to a car accident and found some methanphetamine in one so they searched it and sa well as finding guns, knives and ingredients for making methanphetamine they also found something wrapped in cloth they thought was a gun, they unwrapped it and found a dildo, which they then took to their superviser and played dumb and asked him what it was and what it it could be used for.
after thinking for a few secionds he replied "a doorstop"
