the guy next to me in science kept offering to split a tinnie tith me, but ten minutes earlier hed been sayin "oh ****, i got cancer, im gonna ****ed die, oh ****"and im like "qwhatthe hell?" and he says"i got this huge ****in lump behind my ear, im gonna ****en die" so i sed "thats your skull dumbass" and he goes "oh, yeah"
and then he started goin on about how he had reaten these crumbs and that they would burn in hios stomach acid and that he could burp the smoke out then breathe it in and he cept burpin and sayin "did ya see the smpke that time, iu cant cos my nose is in the way"
and i just sat there laughing at him
