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    Offline Ghost

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    I sure hope not all New Yorkers are like this.
    « on: October 16, 2005 - 03:08:10 PM »
    About a week ago, a guy from NYC stopped in at KFC, where I work during the evenings/weekends.  I took his order, and, while we were waiting for it to be packed, he started small talk.  This is how the conversation went.

    HIM: Where are all the Indians at?

    ME:  Huh?

    HIM:  I thought there would be Indians here.  This is the west, isn't it?

    ME (spoken with a slight western accent):  Just a couple days ago, I had to defend my family's homestead from an Apache war party.  Musta been 30-40 of em, riding up, all yelling that war cry of theirs.  They started shooting arrows at us, so we circled up the wagons around the farmhouse, and started to shoot 'em from the windows and the porch with our Winchesters.  Musta killed 20 of em before they rode off.  I tell ya, there ain't nothing scarier than an injun war party, screaming and hollering, shooting arrows at ya.  Wanna see the Tomahawk that was stuck in our door?


    I guess he sensed my sarcasm, because he shut up after that, got his food, and went on his way. :laugh:
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    Re: I sure hope not all New Yorkers are like this.
    « Reply #1 on: October 16, 2005 - 03:31:09 PM »
    Good job Ghost!  You put him down good!
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    Re: I sure hope not all New Yorkers are like this.
    « Reply #2 on: October 16, 2005 - 04:12:34 PM »
    An idiot has no home city,town, state or country. They just wander without purpose causing us all trouble.
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    Offline Ghost

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    Re: I sure hope not all New Yorkers are like this.
    « Reply #3 on: October 16, 2005 - 04:13:54 PM »
    I know that, but I figured that I would make fun of New York a little, too. :D
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    Re: I sure hope not all New Yorkers are like this.
    « Reply #4 on: October 16, 2005 - 04:24:39 PM »
    Quote from: Ghost on October 16, 2005 - 04:13:54 PM
    I know that, but I figured that I would make fun of New York a little, too. :D
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    Re: I sure hope not all New Yorkers are like this.
    « Reply #5 on: October 16, 2005 - 04:31:06 PM »
    Quote from: Ghost on October 16, 2005 - 04:13:54 PM
    I know that, but I figured that I would make fun of New York a little, too. :D

    lol
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    Re: I sure hope not all New Yorkers are like this.
    « Reply #6 on: October 16, 2005 - 04:34:01 PM »
    Quote from: 71 r/t on October 16, 2005 - 04:08:33 PM
    Hey people come here from other places and it surprises them  that we all not wearing overalls running around with no shoes driving a 27 Ford truck.


    You're NOT!!!!!??? 
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    Re: I sure hope not all New Yorkers are like this.
    « Reply #7 on: October 16, 2005 - 05:28:57 PM »
    LOL,but yeah i havent met many new yorkers,except for April and Joe and i guess they are okay...lol j/k they're awesome.
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    Offline HEMI HUNTER

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    Re: I sure hope not all New Yorkers are like this.
    « Reply #8 on: October 16, 2005 - 08:11:28 PM »
    bite me     smiley
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    Re: I sure hope not all New Yorkers are like this.
    « Reply #9 on: October 16, 2005 - 08:26:35 PM »
    LOL
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    Re: I sure hope not all New Yorkers are like this.
    « Reply #10 on: October 16, 2005 - 08:29:35 PM »
    Quote from: 71 r/t on October 16, 2005 - 04:08:33 PM
    good Ghost but All New Yorkes aren't like that. All of the people from New York I have met have been very nice. Its not  New Yorkers but there are idiots like that everywhere. Hey people come here from other places and it surprises them  that we all not wearing overalls running around with no shoes driving a 27 Ford truck. Those people are idiots and they come from everywhere. Stupid knows no boundries or social class

    All if them except April... Joe is great but April, Burpin dont know about her. And if April is reading this and has a problem with well .....


    She should, cause she is great too.
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    Re: I sure hope not all New Yorkers are like this.
    « Reply #11 on: October 16, 2005 - 09:01:51 PM »
    It is amazing what a difference time makes.  I live down the road a little from Ghost, and I remember my grand-dad telling stories of watching the Natives moving north to the resevations.  He told me how his mother had a pump action .22 for use around the house while all this was going on.  This was all turn of the century stuff.  Poeple still look at the city I live in funny when they come for the football games.  They can't believe how big a town can be in "the west".  I just want to pull out that .22 and tell 'em to keep on movin'.
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    Re: I sure hope not all New Yorkers are like this.
    « Reply #12 on: October 16, 2005 - 09:07:59 PM »
    Geeze, now I'll never go west, I knew I waited too long to start traveling! LOL! Rich.
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    Re: I sure hope not all New Yorkers are like this.
    « Reply #13 on: October 16, 2005 - 09:35:53 PM »
    Quote from: Hopalong on October 16, 2005 - 09:01:51 PM
    It is amazing what a difference time makes.  I live down the road a little from Ghost, and I remember my grand-dad telling stories of watching the Natives moving north to the resevations.  He told me how his mother had a pump action .22 for use around the house while all this was going on.  This was all turn of the century stuff.  Poeple still look at the city I live in funny when they come for the football games.  They can't believe how big a town can be in "the west".  I just want to pull out that .22 and tell 'em to keep on movin'.

    How far down the road?
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    Re: I sure hope not all New Yorkers are like this.
    « Reply #14 on: October 17, 2005 - 01:08:13 PM »
    Quote from: Ghost on October 16, 2005 - 09:35:53 PM
    How far down the road?



    Probably no farther than that big ol elm tree in front of the red barn on the other side of the crik. Y'all know the one I mean, the one that used to belong to Billy-Bob who was hitched with Thelma before she drove his truck into the cement pond by the court house.
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