1) Quit my job.
2) Call local trash company & have several dumpsters sent over.
3) Find someone to load dumpsters with stuff I'm sick of looking at, or tripping over.
4) Buy some new stuff.
5) Tell my wife to go get the Taylor guitar she wants.
6) Let my 6 year old daughter have the run of Toys R Us for the day.
7) Make appointment with Hibernia Auto Restorations in New Jersey for a "few" cars.
Make phone call to Mopar Performance & order a "few" crate Hemis.
9) Get Drunk.
10) Take a dump on the front steps of an old girlfriend's house, ring the bell, & leave
11) Call old girlfriend to let her know I stopped by.
12) Buy the houses on my street, move out the neighbors, level the buildings & build a VERY BIG garage.