You have a Mopar problem...We can't help you!!!

[Topcat]

This is only a reflective self survey for yourself. It doesn't generalize or sterotype Mopar or Car fans in any way. If you have a survey question that you feel would be worth adding please do so..

1. Do you name your pets after cars or engines?

2. Do you constantly rubber neck through back alleys and parking lots looking for Mopars?

3. When you do see a Mopar, do you back track just to go look inside to see what it has?

4. While driving, you see a nice Mopar. You are talking to someone. Do you stop talking to them so you can concentrate on the Mopar you just saw?

5. Your friend says he knows this girl who is a friend of his. He tells you she is built like a brickhouse. He also mentions that he just knows you will both "hit it off when you meet"
You agree to meet both of them this Saturday at the local coffee shop to meet her for the first time at 11 a.m.
   At 10 a.m. your other Mopar buddy calls and says he just found out about a OEM shaker bubble for your car that's for sale. You've been needing it for a long time. You find out that it's only 200 dollars to get it. You know that if you don't get it right now it'll be gone. You call to see if you can delay your get together. But you know that is a bad idea anyway. There is no way or time to reschedule the meeting. You are really stuck now....What do you do?
Keep the get together? 
Chase the rumored Shaker bubble down?

6. You are low on cash, the big show is next month. What you have, really should be spent on bills you owe instead.
Do you pay your bills?
Or do you go to the show?

7. Have you travelled over a 100 miles 3 to 5 times a year just to go to a junkyard?

8.Does your kitchen sink smell like chemicals used on cars?

9. Are there dark foot print paths leading from the garage doorway into the house?

10. Does your mother hate your car?

11. Do you keep spare parts at your parents house or garage?

12. Do you suddenly go off subject during a conversation and start talking about Mopars?

13. Has your hard drive or computer crashed because you had too many Mopar pictures?


             If you know that you answered 5 answers that you know indicate that you have a problem with Mopars, We can't help you!!!

[Killer_Mopar]

Lol I had mopar problem half-way through that list.....

[Oldschool]

10-4.   Houston--We have a Mopar problem!                   ...Oldschool

[EVIL72]

 HI my name is EVIL72 and I have a Mopar problem!   

[JCWCuda]

My problem Started in 1983 when i purchased my FirsT Barracuda ,the 74 i still have today . Yeah i guess you can say i gots a problem 

[whitesatinmopar]

A problem? Hell no I don't have a problem! If you, Jacko think I have a problem then buddy your the one with a problem, your problem bud is that you don't have a Mopar and you are a "bed wetten mommy's boy" driving that piece of poo around ya call a car! Listen ya lil peter puffer ya call me a Mopar freak again and I'll stick your nose where it belongs...........................Sorry for going off, I guess it's time to make another appointment with that doc. see ya all later.

[cuda]

Yep i have a mopar problem....................NO PROBLEM   

[4Cruizn]

1)  No pets named after cars yet. 
2) Yes all the time! 
3) Yes all the time!
4) Hell I've been known to drop the phone completely!
5) Chase the shaker bubble!  Lots of girls out there! 
6) Go to the show!  Find the money somewhere! 
7) No good junk yards/wreckers around here that I've found so NO.
Definitely not.
9) not in the house!
10) Mum loves the cars! 
11) I actually took over 1/2 of mom's garage!  She don't need it! 
12) There are other subjects?? 
13) Not yet but definitley pushing it!  lol   



Did I pass???      

[Topcat]

4C, there is hope for you afterall. the sink doesn't smell like chemicals and the floors in your house doesn't show evidence of heavy car repairs.(I can attest to that) But you are definitely an addict. lol

[BIGSHCLUNK]

Do these count?.....

Having keys for cars you haven't seen in years....?

Finding a center cap from a Cragar S/S wheel from a mopar you owned in 1977... gets a prominent display in your shop...?

The term "HEMI" get injected into any conversation from toasters to football to impact wrenches to dish washers...?

....ya there's a problem 

[70RTdroptop]

I got my car after I got my pet, otherwise she'd have a different name

[mopar-or-no-car]

I'll copy 4c's lead!! lol
    let's see hmm
                        1. no pet's yet!
                        2.all the time!
                        3.all the time again!!
                        4.definately
                        5.wouldn't do it for a girl lol but a guy I agree with 4c more men around go for the shaker bubble!!
                        6.go to the show find bill money else where!!   
                        7.use to when challengers were in the junk yards all the time!! loved to!!
                        8.no way sorry
                        9.nope.   
                       10.my room mate does!
                       11.no but my garage and my cellar are full!!
                       12.usually, friends hate it
                       13.it is my room mates computer and I have it full of mopar pictures and he is not happy!! 


well 10 out of 13 I guess I have it bad oh well I LOVE my mopars and have since I purchase my first one in 1980 and I still have it!!It was my daily driver until the jerk tore it apart and when it gets put back together it will be my daily driver again!! no matter what gas prices are!! 

[moparclown]

If you go by those questions?then that means i am a sick sick man---------oh well thats why im known as the moparclown and real proud of it.

[Plum6Pak]

A problem? Hell no I don't have a problem! If you, Jacko think I have a problem then buddy your the one with a problem, your problem bud is that you don't have a Mopar and you are a "bed wetten mommy's boy" driving that piece of poo around ya call a car! Listen ya lil peter puffer ya call me a Mopar freak again and I'll stick your nose where it belongs...........................Sorry for going off, I guess it's time to make another appointment with that doc. see ya all later.

LMAO!!! I hear ya WSM.   

What's the matter with naming a pet after a Mopar or engine or whatever? What's wrong with while talking with your wife about your mother in laws up coming open heart surgery, you cnange the subject to where you can get the money for that Gear Vendors OD or those ceramic coated headers for your Mopar? No problem here that I can see! If anyone things we are all off the deep end and brain damaged, they are out of their minds.
Cheesh. Some people.

By the way, I've been sanding on my car the past couple of days, sure would like to get the paint on it soon, can't wait till I can drive her, guess that plugged sewer is going to have to wait another week and I'll go job hunting in a week or two. Think I'll sleep out in the garage again. I can't figure out why my wife is so upset! 


Good thread TC, may bring out the best in all of us! 

By the way, here's my pups, wouldn't seem right to name them anything else.

[Chryco Psycho]

I definatly have the problem ...but we already knew that LOL