Subject: Illegal immigrant solution
Bring all our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they
catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen,
rifle, and some ammo and ship him to Iraq.
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in
the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him
on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since
he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and
be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the
aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway without the
canteen, rifle, or ammo. Problem solved.
It's a longer hike back to the border from over there than from Mexico.
