Man: "Haven't we met before?"----woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?-----Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"--woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "Your place or mine?"---Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"---Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"---Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"---Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"--Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."---Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."---Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:---Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".
Man: "Your body is like a temple."----Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."---Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.---Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
