Just Released - Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008

[Blackcuda]

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15 till 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding -- Barney Frank presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender --
French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay.
Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military; a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore

9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

[MOPAR FANATIC]

Whoa blackcuda your  on this topic.  good one. 

[Tropicalcats]

Not very far from the truth.   

[Oldschool]

That's funny!           

[Rev-It-Up]

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore

 

[71GTX]

LMAO! 

[dougs bs23]

WE couldnt be lucky enough for Fat Teddy to Drive Hills over the Chapaquidic (did I spell it right)

[ChallengerGary]

    Already passed it around to the guys in the office - you should have heard the laughter!!

[cudahob]

 

[MEK-Dangerfield]

       

[torredcuda]

Ok-Republican National Convention agenda for `08
Bring back the crusades and kill anyone who doesn`t believe in God or is gay.
Start more wars
Chant USA -world police!
Movement to take out freedom of speach and religion in Constitution replaced by kiss your politicians butt no matter how bad he is and only believe in Christianity or be jailed
Cut down all the forests and cover Alaska with oil fields
Have an AA meeting (for george W or he may start drinking again)
Nominate Ollie North for secretary of defense

[Plum6Pak]

Those are pretty funny yours included Torred, you know you're wrong but they are funny! 
The US postal service is making an Arab postage stamp for Christmas, Arabs believe in Christ and Christmas?  This is getting out of hand, maybe the new house will put a stop to it. 

 

[daves70]

Hey, the current Gov. of Iowa is running for pres. in 2008. Vilsack vill suck in '08.

[torredcuda]

Those are pretty funny yours included Torred, I just respectfully disagree with you. When did you see the United States kill someone just because they don't believe in god, if memory serves me correctly, the minority of non believers in this country are having their way running God out of several places, prayer in schools, the pledge of allegence, the ten commandments from any public place, trying to get God removed from our currency, here in Utah the ACLU has made the state remove the memorial crosses for the honored fallen highway patrol officers who lost their lives in different places along the freeways. The cross to them (the ACLU) is a christian marker and they said it's leaning towards christianity and should be generic.    The list goes on, it's not the republicans who did all this, it's the far left and it doesn't matter who is in the majority in the house, it will still go on. The US postal service is making an Arab postage stamp for Christmas, Arabs believe in Christ or Christmas? LOL, this is getting out of hand, maybe the new house will put a stop to it. 

Obviuosly not to be taken too seriuosly just as the original post.

[Super Blue 72]

Ha Ha!  Very funny guys!  I'll send this to my brother inlaw!  He'll love it!

But I actually thought when I saw the title it was for real, then I started reading the post.   

I was going to start talking about the effects of the Dem. Nat. Convention on the local economy and the traffic tie ups around Boston when it was here! 

Maybe this should be in the Joke section?