> The Cheating Wife
>
> A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got
into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his
home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his
wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For
$100, the cabby agreed.
> Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed
into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the
blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband
put a gun to the naked man's head.
> The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very
generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the
Hemi Cuda I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for
your New York Giant's season tickets. He paid for our house at the lake.
He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly
dues!"
> Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered
the gun.
> He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you
do?"
> The cabby replied, "I'd cover his a$$ up with that blanket
before he catches a cold."
