I grew up in Pennsyltucky and moved to MD in '82,, I will tell you to scratch MD off your list,, over priced housing,,, high crime rate, humidity that really sucks , traffic out the whazoo. One of my favorite places is Aruba, low crime rate,, pleasant weather all year round,, just outside of the hurricane belt, grreat beached, friendly people but not alot of area to cruise mopars on. U.S> Virgin Islands are great too maybe when the sone gets out of college he'll set us up in a nice island home