Does being towed home a couple of times count??
I won't bore you with the stories then.
This really isn't embarrasing, but I had a shark by the tail recently. I was slowly approaching a red light, and I see this brand new Charger swing into the lane next to me. I didn't want to look over to make him think I was impressed. Out of the corner of my eye, I spotted the "Hemi" badge. I knew all too well what was going to happen next. I had to give him heck. Light turns green, I light 'em up and get a good jump on him. My window is down, and just hear that Hemi screaming for it's life. I swear he must have been red-lining.
I was shocked that he got to my rear bumper, but I had to turn off, and he was looking at another red light. That new Charger R/T isn't bad.
Mike