A short guide to Northerners thinking about trying to relocate to the South:
1. Please, please, whatever you do never, ever, start a sentence with, "Well, in Wisconsin, Michigan, fill-in-th-blank-with-your-former-state-of-residence, we did it differently..."
2. It's hot and humid in the summer. Like your snow, get used to it cause it ain't going away!
3. There is no pop here unless your dad comes with you. It's Coke, Sprite, or Mountain Dew.
4. You will hear Y'all, over yonder, darn near, ain't, and a host of other wonderfully useful phrases and words.
5. For god's sake don't try to fake the accent like they do in Hollywood, that will instantly insure bad feelings.
6. If your neighbors come over to meet you and maybe offer you dinner, they aren't trying to "case" your house they're just being friendly. Remember you're not in Philly...
7. Blend in, get along, accept us for what we have been and are trying to be today and you'll be glad you unloaded your moving van!