Get this one.
I knew a guy (Lets call him John) who was seeing a married chick (Lets call her Jane) with 4 kids. So John buys a house. Jane leaves her husband, and "rents" Johns house. John moves in with her, but leaves his home address as his parents house. So Jane is getting welfare for herself and her 4 kids, as well as money to pay the rent and utilities. Since John is renting to a welfare mother with 4 kids, the govt pays John to insulate his house, get new windows, etc.
So John has a good paying job, is living with a chick, is having his mortgage and utilities paid for by the govt, while at the same time getting tax deductions and depreciating his house as a rental property, is having his meals paid for by govt food stamps, has the govt upgrade his house, and to boot, Janes ex is paying her some type of alimoney as well as child support. Then, when the kids get older, the govt puts the kids through college, and John never spends a dime for anything. All his money went into the bank.
And my friend the truck driver, who is being honest, doesn't know where his next meal is coming from.
Isn't this a wonderful system we have?