You don't have to be foriegn to be going WTF
just move around the US & you'll find hundreds of different ways to say words, with all kinds of accents thrown in, just in the north east here, NY alone has a bunch, mine is gettin kinda mixed, born in brooklyn, grew up in ozone park Queens & now live in jersey, I think it still resembles english, but all of my teachers might not agree!
Rich.