I'd certainly vote for Uncle Al, he took credit for the internet, he's a great family man ( look what a good job he's done with his son ), and he's going to save the world by buying carbon credits from himself.
We need a smart man like him in the White House, here's a quote or two, just in case you don't believe he's really that smart:
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
Still don't want to vote for Uncle Al ? Look up your own info, there's plenty,
P.G.